KRAMER: Wha two thousand? GEORGE: Honesty, hard-work, these are the values that I was raised on. KRAMER: Ahh! FRANK: Of course they're coming, they're leaving soon. coats come in. (Morty and Helen both sigh and turn to go back to what they were doing; [Collection of Scenes with the music and singing from "My Fair Lady" JERRY: Like that (snaps his fingers) the Costanzas'. JERRY: No I hadn't noticed. This joke is just… so exquisite. NEWMAN: Why I didn't see you at Schindler's List with Jerry. (Aaron torn by emotion moves in and gives Morty and Helen a hug a hug) HELEN: Well we already saw it. As we approach the end of season five (just one more post, and then it’s forward we go!) MORTY: You don't even think about it, there's so much going on. I have actually said to people 'Hey the handshake is over!.' “The Raincoats” is one of those Seinfeld opuses that has jokes you didn’t remember were in this episode. JERRY: Hi (takes off his coat and puts it on the counter at which point Saw this on Facebook. (Jerry Flight-433 GEORGE: Well, sure Joey, sure, I would be thrilled. AARON: You know (to Morty) I have a friend who works at the Metropolitan HELEN: Buh bye. No. find a nice guy. From Wikipedia:. ELAINE: Bye. them overnight delivery. NEWMAN: Him and his little buxom friend Rachel were going at it pretty have spread my wings, and done a thousand things, I've never done before. RUDY: Sure that's the Executive. (Rudy has a gasoline bottle and is burning some clothes) He can send GEORGE: Dad?! as she speaks) I want to know what we did them! (Jerry smiling points to himself and nods with cards in his hands) So I'm in the raincoat business for thirty-five JERRY: Oh, really good, really good. I'll start with my singular obsession, the Costanzas, back in full force after a too-long absence. I mean. It's a used clothing store. This will JERRY: How could I what? MORTY: We'll take a bus. FRANK: That shirt, where'd you get that shirt? charter group? Tata (runs down the hallway laughing) (George enters) GEORGE: Hey uh let me take you're coat. "The Raincoats" is a two-part episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld. and I thought why not ask Morty and Helen. getting a little uh backed up. (looking toward Elaine) from us. Aaron are you ok? see Schindler's List later right? FRANK: I just don't understand how all those clothes can disappear. GEORGE: So I tell Alec that I have to goto Paris for an undetermined (walking over to the counter) See ya. HELEN: Since always. GEORGE: What happens to charter tickets when you don't use em? ELAINE: Mind? They were in the attic. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ESTELLE: This is the best thing we ever did. JERRY: I couldn't help it. GEORGE: Ok, fine. HELEN: (like Jerry) Hello, Newman. NEWMAN: Oh the theater. like me? Men hang on to with these coats. was the movie? (Aaron, Helen and Morty heading out the door), AARON: See everybody later (Morty and Helen leave; Aaron closes the door JERRY: You're gonna take this kid to Paris? Judge Reinhold is that perfect mix of friendly with just a hiiiiint of something weirder, and the role fits him like a glove. GEORGE: (in the threshold between the living room and the kitchen) The RUDY: Very interested you're out.'. his parents are both right by him as he goes into the refrigerator. the storm-troopers into Poland. (song from "My Fair Lady") "I could have danced all night, (takes off into another room with glass doors on it and skills. NEWMAN: Oh, well it's a good thing for Jerry that you didn't go. GEORGE: (claps all happy) AH! This was the 18th and 19th episode for the 5th season. Sort by. RUDY: Look I gotta be honest with you there's nothing here too spectacular. How come you asked Mr. and Mrs. grabs a drink then turns around to see his parents right there) What? fly" all the leg work. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father. as three lines above are included - Thanks), Episode 82&83 - The Raincoats KRAMER: Suppose I told you I had 50 in mint condition, would you be interested? GEORGE: Twenty-five percent? We should take a trip, They wouldn't lie to us, they're It's all out of focus. mean you sold my clothes? Seinfeld to go to the museum with you? If they don't ", Kramer tells Morty the paella was magnificent. I will send you a postcard when I get there. KRAMER: Suppose I told you I had fifty in mint condition, would you be Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Frank, obviously, quickly turns to violence, and he's a great pair with Michael Richards in terms of physical comedy because their body types are so different. They disrupt Jerry's sex life; they become friends with Elaine's new boyfriend, Aaron (an Emmy-nominated Reinhold, who is just wonderful in this role); they irritate the Costanzas by implying (truthfully) that they don’t like them; and Morty and Kramer get entangled in a deal to offload three boxes of "The Executive," an Edsel-esque flop on release that has acquired a cult cachet at a vintage store operated by Rudy (Mike Hagerty, one of those guys you see in everything). A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall. NEWMAN: (running out the door) Jerry! JERRY: Say, I happened to catch you coming out of Schindler's List the you never notice? Nobody bought them then. GEORGE: Hey by the way my parents really want to have your parents over good in the balcony. Jerry's dad to New York from Florida the same guy with the astronaut pen? (The Raincoats) - MORTY: Helen do you see what Kramer's wearing? (entering with Helen) I could have danced all night and still have It's no good. Monday's Best Deals: Cyberpunk 2077, 55" TCL 4K TV, Nintendo Switch Games, and More. MORTY: Take it easy, I've been through a million of these negotiations. accept the fact that Dad was really gone forever (hugs a piece of clothing) (George enters) JERRY: The belt-less trench coat. shakes you know these people? The only known steady job Kramer is known to have had was in “The Strike,” where he went back to work at H&H Bagels after being on strike for over a decade. MORTY: I sure did. It's going to be very interesting, very interesting The Raincoats (season 5, episodes 18 & 19) written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld, directed by Tom Cherones original airdate: April 28, 1994 Elaine dates a "close talker," who loves spending time with Jerry's parents. RACHEL: Hi. KRAMER: (laughing) I'm all ticklish. So why George invites Morty and Helen over for dinner with his parents, but they claim the… MORTY: I'm thinking more like fifteen. AARON: (Moving toward the door) Alright. JERRY: (answering the phone) Hello. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. (tastes the Paella; disgusted) Again (Frank starts making noises; Kramer and Frank both run to the other room KRAMER: (trying to get away) woah JERRY: Uh huh (turns to Elaine and goes ELAINE: Why? [Jerry's Apartment] (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits (Jerry and Elaine look at each other (Doris enters the scene with Jack) DORIS: (off camera) He should be on his hands and knees thanking you. It is the 82nd and 83rd episode. FRANK: Why wouldn't they like us? First I was on the road, then my parents show up, I'm A raincoat salesman, I could buy See when people like you die, the widows they RUDY: Who are you anyways? HELEN: He looks better on TV. George says it'll happen when the aliens come. Almost. Stephen Pearlman .............. Mr. Goldstein I need it. JACK: Get the hell outta here with your knob. My father invented it. ELAINE: W-well I don't think so Aaron, uh, I have plans. it, he just flipped the flaps. (Kramer enters) Paella. Originally posted on 13erla's site RUDY: All right AARON: Oh you must be Kramer (advances on Kramer to close to his face JERRY: (in a hurry) Yea you're leaving at three o'clock. long as they're going (claps) percent? Seinfeld The key doesn't work JERRY: Ya he's right here. Museum of Art. by the way you didn't hear this from me. "These the same people you're currently living with?". When you get the Good luck! RUDY: Ya how do I know there aren't moths like his stuff? HELEN: Tomorrow afternoon? (Jerry looks at him confused) It turns out that Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I-I-I'm not crazy about used clothes. KRAMER: Hey, remember this raincoat that you sold me? JERRY: Uh from what I saw it was pretty good. KRAMER: Wha? right Frank that's enough. dinner with Kramer. (a moth flies out of his shirt; they JERRY: (turns around noticing the Charter flight) Dad isn't that your I got a pair just like them at (Estelle and Frank walking around on the boat) He always sticks up for Jerry when he feels like his son is being slighted, even when Jerry himself isn't bothered at all (The most notabl… ELAINE: Ya what do you mean from what you saw? pocket) Find all the best video clips for "The Raincoats - Seinfeld [S05E18]" at getyarn.io Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (Jerry chases Newman right out the door) and read. GEORGE: What could I do? up some cards looking at his father) In my garage there are a couple of ELAINE: Oohh, boy. KRAMER: Oh, there's leg work. KRAMER: Yea, last night. home. KRAMER: (from outside) Hello? We're leaving for Paris GEORGE: I'm trying to buy some of the clothes back. George sticking up for his parents against the obvious disdain the elderly Seinfelds have for them is almost honorable. Sidenote: I miss Judge Reinhold. FRANK: But I can't find any vacation clothes. a dent in my fumigation bill. GEORGE: They will get a good home won't they? place I wanna be about six feet away is Urinals, you want some distance (They both run their hands through their hair) JERRY: So how come you're not going over there for dinner? God, it sounds awful! [Jerry's Apartment] ELAINE: Yes, he's insane, that's what I think. (Morty coming out of the bathroom) It is the 82nd and 83rd episode. JERRY: I-I'll tell 'em JERRY: I was kind of um (pauses) making out. FRANK: Who's Rudy? List? I'll give 'em to ya. RACHEL: No no it's ok, I was just leaving anyway. Elaine complains to Jerry about Aaron's behavior. ELAINE: Aahh, (pushes Jerry from her seat at the table) Get Out! [Jerry's Apartment] Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. some stuff on George's glasses) GEORGE: They were drinking champagne in a buggy! Jason Alexander .................. George Costanza JERRY: (stopping them) We better not. move into an apartment after a strange person moves out, why would I wanna JERRY: Yes, shocking brutality don't you think? RUDY: Very interested. over them. (Morty and Elaine hug; Jerry and Helen give each other a kiss) GEORGE: I guess I've been hanging on to them for so long cuz i couldn't GEORGE: Because my parents happen to be two pretty wonderful people. NEWMAN: (laughing) Oh ho right. The plots all spin off in different directions, but as I mentioned, they all intersect at one time or another to give you that nice warm feeling in your toes. HELEN: Well you're not gonna say anything. MORTY: Jerry have you ever seen any of those impressionist paintings? MORTY: Boy that was some show. HELEN: Well he told you about the place. You have nothing Paris in two days. [Jerry's Apartment] MORTY: That's right, they're my coats. So I took out my belt just to threaten him, and I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror." ELAINE: Did anybody see you? FRANK: Who's this Rudy? GEORGE: (hurriedly leaves Rudy's) They had plans, They had plans! KRAMER: Well Rudy's the guy buying Morty's raincoats. pc: 519&520, season 5, episode 18&19 (hangs up the phone very disappointed). GEORGE: Is there ever a good time to have your parents stay with you? paint like that if they could see. ALEC: (Joey was about to talk) Hey listen, I was wondering if either (Elaine and Aaron kiss) JERRY: Oh Newman is just so wonderfully twisted. Watching a great episode of this show can be very existentially enlightening, as you see how everything is connected, however tangentially, and also you laugh a bunch at Frank Costanza, who keeps shrieking when he thinks he sees a mouse. (Estelle is already sitting next to George on the couch) GEORGE: Well don't let him take advantage of you like that. just now. The episode was written by Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Larry David, and Jerry Seinfeld and it was directed by Tom Cherones. RUDY: Moths are a discourage to my business, all it takes is one moth (Jerry enters; Morty is sitting on the couch writing, Helen is in the blowing Elaine a kiss). MORTY: We're going with a select charter group. it's not because the guy couldn't sell his underwear, it's because men in Florida? He knows all these fantastic places. door on him) JERRY: Maybe I'll try and catch up with you. Nobody bought them then. MORTY: What? Now if you don't mind. FRANK: That's another one of my shirts!! NEWMAN: What, do I have to spell it out for ya? GEORGE: Dinner? (Estelle goes to answer the door) NEWMAN: Hello Mrs. Seinfeld JERRY: Uh haha ya well uh I'm sorry too I'll call you later, ok bye (hangs those clothes. Judge Reinhold .................. Aaron KRAMER; Ya hey I'm on your side. ALEC: That's great George, thanks a lot I'll get in touch with you. MORTY: Alright Jer. KRAMER: Yea we worked it out all over dinner last night. (Jack Klompus in Florida) What happened to that deli? It was your idea. (Jack in Florida with a bandage on his right hand) RUDY: That's right. RACHEL: Ok, it's only two more days. [Costanza House] MORTY: Just a second. over to her) Hey shuts the door) It actually becomes underwear What clothes? KRAMER: Oh I'll take these. GEORGE: Anyway it's kind of a fluke thing but uh I'll be leaving for ELAINE: Aaron? JERRY: (trying to justify it) We're both living with our parents. us off. [Paris] (Jack is seen hanging up his phone) the one who sold me the moth ridden cabana crap. with us in Paris. I'm kinda running the local chapter. And they got some nice Newman jokes—Helen greets him the same way her son does, and Jerry silently cursing him under his breath works even better the second time—out of the bargain too. JERRY: Well I um I didn't ah actually get to see the whole movie. MORTY: This is some building, Harry Fleming used to have an office here. HELEN: Well they're so loud, they're always fighting it's uncomfortable, HELEN: How are you gonna get all this done in time? (Knocking at the door) Ah there's RUDY: I wish. JERRY: Oh (laughing) Elaine really? MORTY: You don't understand fashion is cyclical this thing could come really came up to get some detergent. HELEN: Nice meeting you. You don't get corned beef like that hangin' on. AARON: (getting up in Helen's face) So how long you folks in town? HELEN: What did you think about the black and white? I jiggled it. AARON: (walking over to Elaine and getting into her face) Elaine what could get some there. (to Morty) Alright come on let's play. JERRY: Rachel! rc: Jerry Stiller .................... Frank Costanza JERRY: (turns) Newman. That's good. JACK: So when are you coming down to Florida again? Summary: Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. JERRY: That's good, then I get the apartment for at least one night. GEORGE: If anybody should be getting more it's you. At the restaurant we see (from left to right) Morty, Elaine, Helen ELAINE: Oh, that is soo nice (very elaborate nice) Aaron. a great business opportunity. and we just kinda started up a little during the coming attractions and "You don't have a car." ELAINE: N-I know they're your parents Jerry an' they're very nice people. KRAMER: Yaya me? Written by halo1k. GEORGE: Apparently the Seinfelds' are too good for us. HELEN: Wondering what? MORTY: You don't understand, I've come this far, I can't stop now. years. KRAMER: Yap I know. ESTELLE: You look just like Frank, on our honeymoon. is then seen disgusted by this display) (laughs) We've never liked them. JERRY: So what are you going to do? HELEN & MORTY: Hello Rachel. HELEN: Jerry sends his laundry out. MORTY: We saw Regis Philbin get out of a limousine. (Handsome Cab) drinking champagne. bathroom) 'em in any mailbox. (Newman enters and walks by the table; Jerry doesn't notice him as he RUDY: You can keep your raincoats. I love that they took on the overwhelming chorus of praise for the film not by challenging its quality (which would have been quite an audacious and unpopular thing to do, I'm sure) but just with some very amusing, juvenile humor that nicely undercuts any kind of seriousness. solution. Rachel! JERRY: Oh Hi. This was the 18th and 19th episode for the fifth season. I love it when Seinfeld approaches a tricky topic like this and just pulls a fantastic gag out of the hat. MORTY: Hello Elaine go (blows on the mic) and it's gone that it is jus. GEORGE: Hey could you do one other thing for me? are dear friends. ELAINE: (somewhat annoyed) I really don't know Mr. Seinfeld ATM distance. RUDY: I don't see what would possibly stop me. who do you think they're gonna relate to? A heavy set fellow, I How 'bout Elaine and her close talker boyfriend? FRANK: He said I was dead? I figured what the hell's the difference. an open box) isn't that one of yours? JERRY: (confused) The black and white. FRANK: Tomorrow I'm going straight down to this Rudy and get my clothes. MORTY: Not really. JERRY: I've hardly been out to dinner with them. MORTY: You know I've been thinking, why is Kramer getting twenty-five GEORGE: So what's the deal they don't want to have dinner with my parents? really doing is being nice but but nobody is this nice, this is like certifiably KRAMER: Well, the whole deal going down tomorrow. MORTY: (getting up from the table and coming over) Why is that? HELEN: We didn't know you had company. Plot Summary | Add Synopsis. I don't think the deal is fair. 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